CR must be doing some sort of penance

The little guy started school this year. On his first day, mommy & daddy took him to school. Big D introduced himself to the principal and told him, "I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot more of each other." Queue foreboding music...

Starting the second day of school he was riding the bus. By the second week, he nearly got himself kicked off the bus. Why, you ask? For fighting... WITH A GIRL! When they asked him why he hit the girl D replied, "She had been annoying me ALL DAY!"

By the third week of school he was regularly bringing home red flags (the method de-jour of discipline at his school). Why, you ask again? BECAUSE HE FLASHED THE TEACHER! As in the FULL MONTY!

E was not an easy child to raise. He was "busy" every minute of every day, he had behavior issues, he fed his sister pills from the medicine cabinet telling her they were candy... He was a challenge to say the very least.

But then along comes D. I just gotta think that 2 kids like that in one lifetime either means you were a really bad person in one of your previous lives, or you're going to do something so bad that you've got to start doing penance NOW.